25 Best Funny Motivational QuotesMotivational quotes
are like a gentle nudge (or sometimes a swift kick) in the side that keeps you focused on whatever your goals may be. When they are funny motivational quotes ... whether they are straightforward amusing, ironic, or subtly funny ... they have the added benefit of making you laugh.
Below are 25 top funny motivational quotes from famous funny people like Buster Guru to otherwise normally more "serious" well known people. Choose your favorites and stick them on your mirror, the walls, your car dashboard, the refrigerator, your forehead, or wherever their message will keep you motivated.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
– Robert FrostLife is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most
of us have gears we never use.
- Charles SchulzOpportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear
- Brian VaszilySome people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
AnonymousLife begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
RowlandYou grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Barrymore"DECIDE what it is you really want to do in this world, the one thing that, 150 years from now, will still cause people to exclaim, 'He was here, he did something "AMAZING.' And then grab some Tostitos
and go watch ESPN. That's enough self-delusional bullshit for one day."
- Buster Guru
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HILARIOUS!)I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
BerraI am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
WildeI've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
- Henny Youngman
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
God is dead - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God
Five out of four people have trouble with
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
- UnknownI've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a
- Charles SchulzNone of us is as dumb as all of us.
UnknownMany of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
WoollcottIf computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
UnknownI feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
MauldinIf I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars.
VaszilyAlways remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
UnknownRemember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
CarnegieTo do is to be.
-Descartes To be is to do.
- Voltaire Do be do be do.
SinatraBONUS funny motivational quote
luck:Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.
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