25 Best Funny Motivational Quotes
Motivational quotes are like a gentle nudge (or sometimes a swift kick) in the side that keeps you focused on whatever your goals may be. When they are funny motivational quotes ... whether they are straightforward amusing, ironic, or subtly funny ... they have the added benefit of making you laugh.Below are 25 top funny motivational quotes. Choose your favorites and stick them on your mirror, the walls, your car dashboard, the refrigerator, your forehead, or wherever their message will keep you motivated. IMPORTANT: Be sure to grab your FREE copy of The 201 Top Motivational Quotes Ever, a reader favorite that is loaded with quotes of all sorts, including plenty more of the all-time best funny motivational quotes!
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
– Robert Frost
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles Schulz
Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
- Brian Vaszily
Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
- Anonymous
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
- Helen Rowland
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
- Jackson Brown
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
- Yogi Berra
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
- Henny Youngman
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People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar
Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
- Brian Vaszily
God is dead - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
- Unknown
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
- Unknown
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
- Unknown
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
- Charles Schulz
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
- Unknown
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
- Alexander Woollcott
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
- Unknown
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
- William Mauldin
If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars.
- Brian Vaszily
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
- Unknown
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Dale Carnegie
To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do.
- Frank Sinatra
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Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.
- Brian Vaszily
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